Monday, December 3, 2007


Thanks to...
Kindness of Strangers Live Green saves Wildlife

"Use it up wear it out make it do or do without"

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. ~Henry David Thoreau

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. ~Havelock Ellis, The Dance of Life, 1923

We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
~Native American Proverb

The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future. ~Marya Mannes, More in Anger, 1958

I am the earth. You are the earth. The Earth is dying. You and I are murderers.
~Ymber Delecto

And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess."
~Art Buchwald, 1970

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.
~George Carlin

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
~Ross Perot

Monday, August 13, 2007

Funny Quotes

1. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

2. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

5. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

7. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

8. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

9. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

11. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

12. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

13. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

14. Never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

15. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

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